INSTRUCTIONS FOR HUGGING A BABY!

FIRST, SPY A BABY.

SECOND, BE SURE THAT THE OBJECT YOU
SPIED IS INDEED A BABY
BY EMPLOYING CLASSIC SNIFFING TECHNIQUES.
IF YOU SMELL BABY POWDER AND THE WONDERFUL AROMA
OF WET DIAPERS, THIS IS INDEED A
BABY!

NEXT, YOU WILL NEED TO FLATTEN THE BABY BEFORE
BEGINNING THE HUGGING PROCESS.
**note: the added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.

THE 'PAW SLIDE'
SIMPLY SLIDE PAWS AROUND BABY AND PREPARE FOR POSSIBLE CLOSE-UP.

FINALLY, IF A CAMERA IS PRESENT,
YOU WILL NEED TO EXECUTE
THE DIFFICULT AND PATENTED
'HUG, SMILE AND LEAN'
SO AS TO ACHIEVE THE
BEST PHOTO QUALITY.

P.S. I do not know this baby, just thought this was cute.